Most COPY IS LIKE THE AT-HOME BOWL CUT MY MOM GAVE ME IN THE FIRST GRADE—MEDIOCRE AT BEST, BUT STILL GETS THE JOB DONE.

(Don’t feel bad. My mom is great at other things.)

Hi. I’m Emily Littlefield. Founder and Chief Loudmouth of Crybaby Copy. Lots of things make me cry. Old people sitting on park benches. Post-op dogs wearing plastic cones. The last bite of cookie. Burpees. The list goes on. One thing that doesn’t make me cry? Writing sharp, unboring copy that sells more of the thing you’re trying to sell.

Don’t let my cherubic childhood bone structure intimidate you. Reach out and say hello. Bonus points if you share one thing that makes you cry.